Meet the Team: Lola


Life Stuff

What do you do at RMG:
I evaluate the snacks and make sure they pass the sniff test. Cheese tax enforcer! Health & Safety Officer (I follow everyone around to make sure they get to their desks okay.) Mostly I just walk around the office and pretend like I know what I’m doing. 

Favorite thing about your job: 

All the free belly rubs. And showing off to my friends. None of them know what SEO is. 

What was your first job: 

This one. And I only got it because I’m a nepo-baby.

In elementary school, what did you want to be when you grew up: 

Professional competitive eater.

What is your earliest memory:

Patiently waiting for my forever home at the rescue shelter.

What’s your favorite family tradition: 

Our annual Christmas card! It’s me, my brother Luci, Mommy, and Daddy. One year I really made Daddy mad because I was misbehaving, but it was so funny, lol. Here’s a picture: 

What is a fun or interesting thing about your hometown: 


Food Stuff

What is your favorite cereal:

Is kibble the same as cereal?

How do you like your eggs: 

In my belly

What is your go-to Starbucks order: 

I don’t drink coffee because it’s poisonous for dogs, but my Mommy goes a lot, and sometimes she takes me along for a car ride!

If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be: 

Whatever my parents are eating right now. It smells delicious! 

Favorite Stuff

Favorite band/musician: 

Emergency Vehicle Sirens

Favorite movie: 

Marley & Me, but I don’t know how it ends because Mommy always turns it off towards the end. 

Favorite actor/actress: 

Maximus Mighty-Dog Mueller II. He inspired my bid for the 2024 presidency. Vote Lola 2024!

Favorite sports team: 

The Cincinnati Bengals because it’s Mommy’s favorite team, and they have really cool outfits! They’re the only cats I like…don’t tell Luci! 

Favorite TV show:

COPS. I like hearing the sirens. 

Favorite superpower:

It would be really cool to be invisible because I could go everywhere with my Mommy and Daddy, even to non-pet-friendly places! 

Favorite social media network:

What is social media?  

Top three favorite apps: 

Petco. Petsmart. Chewy. 

Hobby & Travel Stuff

What are your hobbies: 

Sleeping and chasing lizards in the backyard! 

What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time: 

I watch cat videos on YouTube. Cats are dumb.

Can you play any instruments: 

I love to sing! ♪♪Awoooooo♪♪

Do you collect anything: 

I collect my own hair. I store my collection everywhere around the house. 

What are the last three books you read: 

If Cats Disappeared from the World, Where the Red Fern Grows (so sad!), the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night. 

Most recent vacation: 

The last time we went to Lake Arrowhead for New Year’s and I played in the snow with Luci! 

What’s your favorite city/state/country you’ve ever visited:

I like going to San Diego to visit my grandma and grandpa. Sometimes I even get to have a sleepover! 

Random Stuff

If you could have dinner with one person, alive or dead, who would it be: 

My big sister Jolie. I miss her so much! 

At which store would you like to max out your credit card: 


Do you have any strange phobias: 

The sound of forks hitting plates! I always get scared and run away. 

Have you ever met anyone famous: 

I am famous. The people meet me.

If you could pick up a new skill in an instant, what would it be: 

Opposable thumbs. 

If you could choose one age to be forever, what would it be: 

Age is just a number. What are numbers? Seriously…what are numbers?

What characteristic do you like most about yourself: 

My boots! They’re designer, one of a kind, and made for walking!

Have you had your 15 minutes of fame yet: 

Right here!

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